Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.
I mean, how could you not?
You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.
Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:
We must go deeper…
Never trust a pangwang.
Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.
*laughs nervously in CIA*
Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.
…even Mickey supports HK.
thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.
Everything will affect your happiness.
Amber Guyger – A Tribute
Martian Tindr is lit…
Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…
Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway
Hover plant made with a steel beer can, cigar box, and a magnet
Aha… errrr. Ok.
I’m literally crying into my latte.
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When you suddenly realize you are not a Siberian husky.
The reality is, people are going to offend you.
My observation as a college instructor this time of year.
That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tony.
Mark Hamill coping with the loss of Carrie Fisher
My dogs’ reaction every single time I leave home without them
You think I’m a cat, don’t you?
Taking May 4th To The Next Level