% Feeling Lucky? %

A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.

A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Tide pods are still being eaten…
Tide pods are still being eaten…
When the Finnish President’s wife gives birth.
When the Finnish President’s wife gives birth.
I mean… at least it was free.
I mean… at least it was free.
A girl just needs ice cream sometimes.
A girl just needs ice cream sometimes.
Apparently the flu season is just a corporate conspiracy.
Apparently the flu season is just a corporate conspiracy.
2025 seems nice!
2025 seems nice!
Dear street pissers.
Dear street pissers.
The right tool for the job.
The right tool for the job.
Science!
Science!
Underage drinking
Underage drinking
Geometry is Life
Geometry is Life
Optimize your calendar.
Optimize your calendar.
I call him the Woodchipper.
I call him the Woodchipper.
Who would have thought?
Who would have thought?
Influence the future.
Influence the future.