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my precious

my precious
My dad built me a treehouse.
My dad built me a treehouse.
All my boobs.
All my boobs.
NOPE.
NOPE.
Stop, hammer time!
Stop, hammer time!
Meanwhile, in Korea.
Meanwhile, in Korea.
Duct tape fixes everything.
Duct tape fixes everything.
Pandas don’t hate.
Pandas don’t hate.
Isn’t Potter dead yet?
Isn’t Potter dead yet?
Changing lights of Empire State Building.
Changing lights of Empire State Building.
Table trick is fail.
Table trick is fail.
I don’t love her…
I don’t love her…
I had sex with a parrot once.
I had sex with a parrot once.
Hope for the best.
Hope for the best.
Going to chambr of sekrets. brb.
Going to chambr of sekrets. brb.
S’mores!!!
S’mores!!!
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Join the conversation
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+me+%26%238211%3B+gato%2C+probably
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
Some+might+even+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+revolutionary.
Some might even say it’s revolutionary.
At+least+yer+a+wizard%26%238230%3B
At least yer a wizard…
Beware+the+riddling+Gorilla
Beware the riddling Gorilla
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.