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911: What’s Your Emergency?

911: What's Your Emergency?
One cries because one is sad.
One cries because one is sad.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Words.
Words.
May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
…made in China.
…made in China.
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
China vs. Great Britain.
China vs. Great Britain.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want%26%238230%3B
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want…
Life+is+like+a+box+of+punkin+spice%26%238230%3B
Life is like a box of punkin spice…
Global+warming+got+you+down%3F+Improvise%2C+adapt%2C+overcome%26%238230%3B
Global warming got you down? Improvise, adapt, overcome…
Seattle%2C+no%3B+stahp.
Seattle, no; stahp.
Join the conversation
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+bridges%21
Won’t somebody please think of the bridges!
The+elusive+megabat+found+in+the+Philippines.+Some+have+been+seen+with+nearly+6+foot+wingspans.+Let+the+right+one+in%26%238230%3B
The elusive megabat found in the Philippines. Some have been seen with nearly 6 foot wingspans. Let the right one in…
How%26%238217%3Bs+that+working+out+for+everyone%3F
How’s that working out for everyone?
Fruit+snacks+and+chill%3F
Fruit snacks and chill?
Why+are+we+not+funding+this%3F
Why are we not funding this?
Where+can+I+buy+that%2C+actually%3F
Where can I buy that, actually?
Hand+eye+coordination+on+point.
Hand eye coordination on point.
Anxiety+ticks+differently%26%238230%3B
Anxiety ticks differently…