911: What’s Your Emergency?

PETA slays mammals after all…

I like my coffee dark and bitter.

Marie Colvin, war reporter. In 2012 in Syria she crawled a mile through a tunnel to report on Assad’s atrocities – the regime found her location and murdered her to silence her account.

EVERYTHING IS CAKE!

Running Out of Quarters

Then I was like babe I ain’t no cheetah

Waiting for the iron to drop.

Proud papa

Wurst advice ever.

Are we adults?

Be more specific next time. – All my love, Jesus

He 👏 Can’t 👏 Wait 👏

Don’t trust it if you don’t want them…

Long distance BFF

Image of Saturn’s rings taken from the Cassini spacecraft