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praying over leftovers

Make metal, ladies. 🤘
Make metal, ladies. 🤘
Travelling is hard as a pet owner.
Travelling is hard as a pet owner.
You don’t always get what you want.
You don’t always get what you want.
Words.
Words.
Stunning Ancient Greek mosaic that was uncovered in southern Turkey, near the border with Syria.
Stunning Ancient Greek mosaic that was uncovered in southern Turkey, near the border with Syria.
I mean… yes?
I mean… yes?
She’s literally the worst driver.
She’s literally the worst driver.
He can show you the neighborhood.
He can show you the neighborhood.
When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait…
When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait…
I have weird habits.
I have weird habits.
Elon Musk’s daily driver is missed.
Elon Musk’s daily driver is missed.
LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE
LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE
Basically, underage drinking is bad.
Basically, underage drinking is bad.
How to be best dad.
How to be best dad.
Did you hear the joke about the gym sock?
Did you hear the joke about the gym sock?
what+a+happy+surprise%21
what a happy surprise!
they+found+common+ground
they found common ground
give+me+all+the+pancakes
give me all the pancakes
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
Join the conversation
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
he+does+resemble+candy+corn
he does resemble candy corn
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late