Let me fix that for you…

time to cry!

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

did he do it?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

how it started vs how it’s going

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

send dudes, not nudes

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

spitting venom

i should have texted instead

that’s a loaded question

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

yes, please