Everybody deserves a battle buddy.
We once had a President.
A Longhorn Cow
Aretha Franklin’s Cadillac hearse which also carried her dad and Rosa Parks
Don’t add your boss on Facebook, basically.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can steal it.
The divorced art teacher starter pack
Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.
A three…what now?
A wholesome comment.
New Demon Strategy
The Flat Earth Society gets it.
Looking for a room to rent, please?
This is what 3,000 grams of cannabis looks like.
What am I missing, here?
You can milk anything with nipples…
Kids were a good investment for this man…
Smuggle the smol ones.
Join the conversation
The heels have butts.
A casket, for two…
Hail the dark lard.
Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men?
The Mighty Australian Road Train.