Toddlers are the worst

To cucumber is to human.

I would read this book.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

v o t e

I didn’t realize dogs could join Antifa.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Just keeping an eye on enemy movement…

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

B I N G…