Strangers are just friends you haven’t met

Strangers are just friends you haven't met

waking up after a long night of drinking water

waking up after a long night of drinking water

shrek themed birthday cake

shrek themed birthday cake

straight talk

*not* sent from my iphone

*not* sent from my iphone

i am enough

my first wife and her kids

my first wife and her kids

fig newtons are delicious

fig newtons are delicious

lord, it’s me again with dominos

lord, it’s me again with dominos

the importance of the oxford comma

the importance of the oxford comma

gwen stafani was right

gwen stafani was right

let stupidity work itself out

let stupidity work itself out

the dream job

i give you money and you give me the donut

i give you money and you give me the donut

al-cat-raz

the best country in the nation

the best country in the nation