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To return toilet paper….

To return toilet paper....
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
omg so often
omg so often
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
target acquired
target acquired
mine
mine
heeded
heeded
giddy up!
giddy up!
Watched+this+for+a+few+hours%26%238230%3B
Watched this for a few hours…
Question.
Question.
Should+I+eat+it%3F
Should I eat it?
Dwilight.
Dwilight.
Join the conversation
Accurate.
Accurate.
Nothing+personal%26%238230%3B
Nothing personal…
Mind+%3D%3D+Blown.
Mind == Blown.
Hate+when+that+happens%26%238230%3B
Hate when that happens…
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
Crap.
Crap.
Why+I+know+so+much+about+being+pregnant.
Why I know so much about being pregnant.
Welcome+to+Kitty+City.
Welcome to Kitty City.