They’re not even out yet and they’re perfect

They're not even out yet and they're perfect

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

reading is magic

reading is magic

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

if you were curious

if you were curious