drunk me is a wise man

drunk me is a wise man

The coolest signatures around.

The coolest signatures around.

I like this idea.

I like this idea.

You’re Welcome.

You’re Welcome.

Parents don’t really pay that much attention to the details.

Parents don’t really pay that much attention to the details.

Be humble. Be noble.

Be humble. Be noble.

Are you lonely?

Are you lonely?

George R.R. Martin Procrastinates.

George R.R. Martin Procrastinates.

Armadillo Girdled Lizard

Armadillo Girdled Lizard

Rose…

My mustache…

I don’t want to die alone.

I don’t want to die alone.

Fresh peanut butter.

Fresh peanut butter.

My day was crap until I read this.

My day was crap until I read this.

Best birthday note ever.

Best birthday note ever.

Short people with low standards.

Short people with low standards.