who wants to try this diet with me?
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
it said no flip
cancel my plans
thanks for the warning
teeth stick and hair stick
she’s making haunted chowder later
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
that’s… not a human
RIP king. one the best twd characters
bald dudes make the best barbers
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
Do you want to come in for coffee?
I’m getting mixed signals…
Am Engineer. Can Confirm.
Join the conversation
Well that escalated quickly….
I do love Bender
Having a fangurl moment in public…
The second coming of Christ is imminent
Can I join the Berry Club?
Don’t let adults ruin this generation
Mikey liked it… to excess.