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project “managers” *are* a conspiracy theory

May I take your order?
May I take your order?
Warning:
Warning:
I lost all of my contacts.
I lost all of my contacts.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Awkward…
Awkward…
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Tattoos are like cats.
Tattoos are like cats.
The dog speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
Whatcha thinkin about?
Whatcha thinkin about?
Cereal!
Cereal!
Haiku!
Haiku!
Why I don’t ride the bus.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
The future is bright.
The future is bright.
Facebook is a jerk.
Facebook is a jerk.
Highly suspect.
Highly suspect.
The+dangers+of+marinara.
The dangers of marinara.
The+rescue+group+says+he%26%238217%3Bs+lost+without+his+bucket+and+will+have+to+take+it+to+his+new+forever+home
The rescue group says he’s lost without his bucket and will have to take it to his new forever home
Good+cookies%2C+tho.
Good cookies, tho.
Will+you+please+do+that+one+petting+thing+on+my+head%3F
Will you please do that one petting thing on my head?
Join the conversation
we+should+try+it
we should try it
%2Atapping+intensifies%2A
*tapping intensifies*
When+you+see+girls+like+this+on+Instagram%2C+remember+who+owns+the+boat.
When you see girls like this on Instagram, remember who owns the boat.
%2Abreaths+Turkishly%2A
*breaths Turkishly*
War+is+Hell.
War is Hell.
Best+use+of+Snapchat+I%26%238217%3Bve+seen.
Best use of Snapchat I’ve seen.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+kick+the+cold+brew+habit.
Can’t kick the cold brew habit.
Spilling+the+secrets+of+fast+food+chains
Spilling the secrets of fast food chains