% Feeling Lucky? %

Keep your nuts close.

Keep your nuts close.
Spastic dog.
Spastic dog.
I don’t always eat cookies…
I don’t always eat cookies…
I will not be your father!
I will not be your father!
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
1.44MB like a boss.
1.44MB like a boss.
I need this app.
I need this app.
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
Cha cha real smooth.
Cha cha real smooth.
Dog jump fail.
Dog jump fail.
Emotic-tac.
Emotic-tac.
I can relate…
I can relate…
What do you listen to?
What do you listen to?
So meta right now.
So meta right now.
Thanks brain…
Thanks brain…
Fight illegal parking like a boss.
Fight illegal parking like a boss.
Coming%2A+dear%26%238230%3B
Coming* dear…
It+makes+no+sense+to+me+but+I%26%238217%3Bll+take+what+I+can+get.
It makes no sense to me but I’ll take what I can get.
He+ded+now.
He ded now.
This+might+work+out+great+for+me.
This might work out great for me.
Join the conversation
Thank+you+for+the+clicking+digits%2C+human.
Thank you for the clicking digits, human.
Laundry+Sauce
Laundry Sauce
It+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+even+pajama+day%26%238230%3B
It wasn’t even pajama day…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry%2C+he+apologized.
Don’t worry, he apologized.
How+to+lose+a+job+in+60+days+or+less.
How to lose a job in 60 days or less.
Can+we+elect+clones%2C+though%3F
Can we elect clones, though?
Spa+days+are+for+tigers+too.
Spa days are for tigers too.
We+could+share+a+Netflix+account%2C+even.
We could share a Netflix account, even.