To give a door purpose…

To give a door purpose...

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

name a more iconic ford

name a more iconic ford

you’ve been chopped

you’ve been chopped

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

never trust l’otters

never trust l’otters

the more rooms you have the more wine you get to drink

the more rooms you have the more wine you get to drink

‘family’

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

true evil doesn’t exis…

true evil doesn’t exis…

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

this is me