prophetic loopholes for writing

you had a good run

you had a good run

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

no browser is safe from firefox

no browser is safe from firefox