proud mamma orange

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

the math adds up

the math adds up

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

time to cry!

wasted gems

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

did he do it?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

trojan pigeon

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too