Douche flutes.

Douche flutes.

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

this looks like a good place to nap

this looks like a good place to nap

Who says men are afraid of commitment

Who says men are afraid of commitment

so the interview went well, then?

so the interview went well, then?

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

don’t leave steve hanging

don’t leave steve hanging

unclip and flip

unclip and flip

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

Really, really

quick, someone call cupid

quick, someone call cupid

i got you, bro

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

sunnyside up

Marriage is war

Marriage is war

leave me alone