The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

um, what now?

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

smells like reborn spirit

do not feed the animals

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

and frozen thin mints

this might be the best way to judge other people

how fast are you?

side effects may include incest…

beware of log

who actually thought this was a good idea?

these are the tools of successful writers

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!