nothing beats american muscle

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Ultimate noms.

I… I guess thanks?

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

The price is savage

A Venezuelan smartass

You just lost the game.

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

Astronauts playing with their food

I nominate Mr. Trump.

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

Passive aggressive instructions

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.