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put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

Best breakup ever.
Best breakup ever.
New books are awesome.
New books are awesome.
Oh flowers, you understand me.
Oh flowers, you understand me.
Friendly Putin is friendly.
Friendly Putin is friendly.
Corgi Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe.
Corgi Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe.
Rock on.
Rock on.
I’ve decided to live on my own…
I’ve decided to live on my own…
Spongebob! No!
Spongebob! No!
Me talking about the Higgs Boson.
Me talking about the Higgs Boson.
History is insane.
History is insane.
Officially creeped out.
Officially creeped out.
The cutest masseuse.
The cutest masseuse.
If guns don’t kill people…
If guns don’t kill people…
Relationship advice.
Relationship advice.
Star Wars, like a sir.
Star Wars, like a sir.
Ever+wondered+what+buildings%2C+snakes%2C+aliens%2C+knives%2C+and+butts+have+in+common%26%238230%3B
Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…
The+soldiers.
The soldiers.
Never+trust+a+dentist.
Never trust a dentist.
Two+possibilities+exist%26%238230%3B
Two possibilities exist…
Join the conversation
I+welcome+our+virtual+overlords.
I welcome our virtual overlords.
A+mere+flesh+wound%21
A mere flesh wound!
I+got+this
I got this
Somewhere+out+there%26%238230%3B
Somewhere out there…
Next+time+your+friend+hands+you+his+jailbroken+iPhone%2C+upload+this+as+his+new+background+and+hand+it+back.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
John+Stewart+is+Amazing.
John Stewart is Amazing.
These+lumberjacks+are+a+little+too+sure+of+their+work
These lumberjacks are a little too sure of their work
This+is+getting+out+of+control
This is getting out of control