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quack off!

*mic drop*
*mic drop*
Nevermore, motherclucker
Nevermore, motherclucker
Now that’s what I call a sync…
Now that’s what I call a sync…
Good luck out there…
Good luck out there…
…look at all them real boys.
…look at all them real boys.
Thanks madre…
Thanks madre…
It took me a bit to figure out…
It took me a bit to figure out…
Find something worth smiling about.
Find something worth smiling about.
I’ll be back… with medical assistance.
I’ll be back… with medical assistance.
It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted
It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted
Amazon’s finest
Amazon’s finest
Have we fixed this yet?
Have we fixed this yet?
And I took that personally.
And I took that personally.
He thought his cat loved him…
He thought his cat loved him…
The days were golden, and carefree.
The days were golden, and carefree.
True+story.
True story.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
Join the conversation
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?