There is something wrong with your medulla oblongata.
the right for clouds to bare arms
this doesn’t feel very safe
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
someone check in on halloween
omg so often
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
the smoke monster always finds me
we were trained to be complete wrecks
labor crisis solved
no one knows what happened to it
Winnie was having a bad day.
I don’t like birthdays anymore…
Grinding the Crack.
I wish I was a morning person.
Join the conversation
…I love you.
Cool toaster is cool.
Push a hipster down the stairs…
The American Dream is alive and well.
How wealthy people laugh.
A Christian and an Atheist walk into a bar…