Have you no hart, main?

could be fun, no?

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

such a misunderstood creature

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book

macaroni rascals

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i should have texted instead

how is this not already a thing???

take my degree away

i had to google this to confirm. moo

you will be missed

yes, please