He drank it in front of me, never breaking eye contact…
i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please
don’t leave steve hanging
finishing high school > saving the world
so the interview went well, then?
quick, someone call cupid
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
this looks like a good place to nap
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
Marriage is war
i got you, bro
leave me alone
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
This glass has more friends than you.
Join the conversation
What is it?
For your grandmother.
I occasionally enjoy cocaine.
They see me roll’n…