Dear God…

What a prick.

Prove me wrong.

The diabetus is real, Deb, and it’s coming for your feet.

I’d watch it.

How many times can you sneeze at once?

Are you still watching?

Always keep a plan b in your pocket.

I ask for nothing

The secret life of singing alone in my car

Truce?

Hug it out.

I took a picture of my friends, except we don’t know the guy wearing cap. That guy was with us entire day. We thought he was the cousin of the dude wearing glasses, but he wasn’t.

A viral post

#freethetumblr

Fist Bump?