Baby’s first word: beep boop

Answer wrong, lose a finger

The golden age of inconvenience

He’s just waiting for ice cream

Looks like the Wi-Fi signal’s amazing though

The fire won this round

Fast & Flipperious

my entire personality in two locomotives

they hunted good parking spots

the real evil is gravity

sea what i did there

digging for optimism

the fast, the furious, and the family -friendly

body: starving. brain: let’s write a novel

apocalypse babies

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