Confessions of Selfish Teacher

Confessions of Selfish Teacher

THE Mask

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

Listen here, Karen.

Listen here, Karen.

May the odds be ever in your favor

May the odds be ever in your favor

This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.

This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.

Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.

Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.

These ducks were very expensive.

These ducks were very expensive.

Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.

Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.

This is bipartisanly worrisome.

This is bipartisanly worrisome.

The clouds are disgruntled.

The clouds are disgruntled.

I’m quite the polyglot.

I’m quite the polyglot.

Words

Elijah Wood is long on turnips.

Elijah Wood is long on turnips.

Real slick, guys…

Real slick, guys…

I’m up, you’re up.

I’m up, you’re up.