I want to believe

I want to believe

You heard it here first (probably)

You heard it here first (probably)

Best dog sitter.

Best dog sitter.

Nintendo is full of sass.

Nintendo is full of sass.

Asked Me Mum If She Could Bring My Charger… wot m8?!

Asked Me Mum If She Could Bring My Charger... wot m8?!

Make metal, ladies. 🤘

Make metal, ladies. 🤘

Travelling is hard as a pet owner.

Travelling is hard as a pet owner.

All X-Men are not created equal

All X-Men are not created equal

She’s literally the worst driver.

She's literally the worst driver.

I mean… yes?

I mean... yes?

I have weird habits.

I have weird habits.

Elon Musk’s daily driver is missed.

Elon Musk's daily driver is missed.Elon Musk's daily driver is missed.

LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE

LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE

How to be best dad.

How to be best dad.

Words.

Words.
You+are+known.
You are known.
Rock+on%2C+Buttercup.
Rock on, Buttercup.
What+is+this+even.
What is this even.
also+wife%3A+pls+bbq+200+hot+dogs+that+no+one+will+eat.
also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.
Join the conversation
This+is+a+policy+I+can+get+behind%26%238230%3B
This is a policy I can get behind…
Sidewalk+chalk+vs+tire.
Sidewalk chalk vs tire.
The+proof+is+in+the+purse.
The proof is in the purse.
Protesting+CVS+receipts%26%238230%3B
Protesting CVS receipts…
He%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+cutest+damn+thing.
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
HODL+all+day.
HODL all day.
Hemp+game+on+fleek
Hemp game on fleek
A+joyous+followup.
A joyous followup.