forever 31

comrade cat

adding to my vernacular

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

ancient simpsons

there were no witnesses

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

good luck, punks

what fish think when you’re fishing

don’t even think about it, garfield

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

hippotato

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