barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

ears set to parmesan frequency

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Coffin up style since ‘87

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

Separation only made him stronger

Owl I do is try

Home is where the meow is

her love language is attention and misting

High protein, higher consequences

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

Wind whispered… and then slapped

People who laugh before it loads

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