What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

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soory not soory

soory not soory

… with a louisville slugger

... with a louisville slugger

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

please send help

please send help

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

Hoo-rah!

Hoo-rah!

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

The cheeps

The cheeps

… in the pros’ column

... in the pros' column

The scent of love

The scent of love

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I'm moo-ving out

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0
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