*watches Netflix happily*

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

This bear naps.

Surprises for the drunk one

How to break a heart

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Permission to cry.

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

There was a firefight!

Breaking news!

Words.

Look good, praise god.

There are three types of girls on Halloween

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

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