I’m wearing a jacket because…

I think they’re cool now.

This is how I die.

You keep using those words…

McHitler.

How people see me.

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.

Scumbag pope.

Rules to live by.

The Dark Lord collection.

Words.

When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.

Scumbag keyring.

The cure for AIDS.

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