some things can’t wait until after your vows

pay your taxes or lose your house. some things never change

I’ll take a 20 piece

worship a holy being of your own creation

let him breed

as if ikea wasn’t frustrating enough already

A lemon xenomorph hybrid. run

this is a bowl, and it’s genius

kid tempted fate and won all the candy

consider yourself warned

conditioner gordon

taquito delivery car

happy forest

i’ll never financially recover from this

that’s unfortunate