“Talk birdy to me, handsome”

You shall not bounce!

The real glow-up

jurassic bark

bark side of the breeze

from jack to snack attack

mic’d up, lawyered down

whoo’s panicking? not me. haha

Professional seed hoarder & snack influencer

Call me Rightzilla

Darkness. Doom. Fresh cinnamon buns.

Suspect remains unbothered

Wall Street meets Walmart parking lot

Can’t get no… potion satisfaction

Too warm for my cold soul

If+WW1+Was+A+Bar+Fight
If WW1 Was A Bar Fight
Tooth+Fairy
Tooth Fairy
I+am+the+one+with+the+force
I am the one with the force
If+only+nature+could+provide+some+packaging+for+oranges+so+that+we+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+waste+plastic.
If only nature could provide some packaging for oranges so that we didn’t have to waste plastic.
Join the conversation
Biden+pranks+again.
Biden pranks again.
The+thing+about+being+tall%26%238230%3B
The thing about being tall…
Ear+earrings+and+finger+rings.
Ear earrings and finger rings.
Jazz+Cabbage
Jazz Cabbage
Nuisance+body+parts
Nuisance body parts
Adulthood
Adulthood
Thanks%2C+Obama.
Thanks, Obama.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+not+forget+Curiosity+is+cruising+around+Mars+with+Obama%26%238217%3Bs+autograph
Let’s not forget Curiosity is cruising around Mars with Obama’s autograph