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R1p|nP34(3!

R1p|nP34(3!
I would torrent that reboot…
I would torrent that reboot…
Persistence is admirable.
Persistence is admirable.
*projectile vomits*
*projectile vomits*
I really don’t care, do you?
I really don’t care, do you?
Words.
Words.
Well, sure… bud.
Well, sure… bud.
As you can see, I am quite damp.
As you can see, I am quite damp.
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
It’s so crazy it just might work…
It’s so crazy it just might work…
Spam is weird circa 2021
Spam is weird circa 2021
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
New coffee shop starter pack…
New coffee shop starter pack…
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
soon
soon
First+player+from+Atlantis+to+pitch+in+the+majors
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
%2Alooks+at+clock+with+contempt%2A
*looks at clock with contempt*
he+wins
he wins
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+year
It’s been a long year
Just+casually+vacuuming+the+lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
the+irony
the irony
they+were+on+the+list%21
they were on the list!
Just+because+you+can%2C+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+mean+you+should
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
love+unconditionally
love unconditionally
50+shades+of+thumbs
50 shades of thumbs
That+was%26%238230%3B+and+still+is%26%238230%3B+my+jam%21
That was… and still is… my jam!