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This post was fact checked by Mark Zuckerberg themself.
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
Honestly, who throws a cat?
Honestly, who throws a cat?
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
People called Brad have it easy.
People called Brad have it easy.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
Let the journalists journal.
Let the journalists journal.
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
She mad.
She mad.
Bearly broke a sweat.
Bearly broke a sweat.
Elmo need a tickle?
Elmo need a tickle?
What an interesting predicament.
What an interesting predicament.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
You literally can make that up, Joey.