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the dog needed the affirmation

the dog needed the affirmation
he said he was making ‘cloud armor’
he said he was making ‘cloud armor’
brain: “that info looked optional”
brain: “that info looked optional”
love language? citrus surgery
love language? citrus surgery
broke but brewed and bougie
broke but brewed and bougie
now love me from over there, thanks
now love me from over there, thanks
talent: under construction, batteries not included
talent: under construction, batteries not included
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
fast? no. furious? absolutely
fast? no. furious? absolutely
Roaring through the glass ceiling
Roaring through the glass ceiling
guess i’m moisturized for eternity now
guess i’m moisturized for eternity now
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
one “remember when?” away from chaos
one “remember when?” away from chaos
this summer… the woods bite back
this summer… the woods bite back
gently sobs in millennial
gently sobs in millennial
THEY+MUST+BE+HEFTY%2C+circa+1931
THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
News+you+can+use.
News you can use.
Evolution+is+delicious.
Evolution is delicious.
Beware+the+Crocheted+Saturn
Beware the Crocheted Saturn
Join the conversation
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+mimes%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
I+would+watch+this+on+Broadway.
I would watch this on Broadway.
Decent+litter+box+reading.
Decent litter box reading.
Tax+season+is+here%26%238230%3B
Tax season is here…
Bubba+GUUUUUUMP
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
I+thought+we+were+buds%2C+bud.
I thought we were buds, bud.
A+cluster+of+black+amethyst+stalactites+circa+Argentina.
A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.
Beware+the+grocery+store.
Beware the grocery store.