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For purple mountain majesties…

For purple mountain majesties...
tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes
tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes
and this is why ska is the best
and this is why ska is the best
what jungle did you grow up in?
what jungle did you grow up in?
texting during the renaissance
texting during the renaissance
smoke alarms hate toast
smoke alarms hate toast
introverts shaming extroverts
introverts shaming extroverts
book bloopers
book bloopers
i’m locked out of everything, please send help
i’m locked out of everything, please send help
wrong salsa class
wrong salsa class
don’t say i didn’t warn you
don’t say i didn’t warn you
he just showed up on day one of shooting
he just showed up on day one of shooting
and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears
and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears
20 cloves of garlic
20 cloves of garlic
oh what could have been
oh what could have been
some people just want to watch the world burn
some people just want to watch the world burn