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Roasted circa 1701

Roasted circa 1701
They really slashed their prices
They really slashed their prices
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
some people just want to watch the world burn
some people just want to watch the world burn
aggressive petting
aggressive petting
follow the clues
follow the clues
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
absolutely terrifying
absolutely terrifying
Never ask a cat its weight
Never ask a cat its weight
I’ll see myself out
I’ll see myself out
not looking forward to 2038
not looking forward to 2038
I’d make the same decision
I’d make the same decision
*looks at clock with contempt*
*looks at clock with contempt*
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Join the conversation
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
True+story.
True story.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Words.
Words.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.