Know your limits, good boys.

The things we put up with for silence.

Could you not, Helen?!

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

It’s Britney, bitch.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

This man sells.

Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

Amen, then…

United we stand, though.

*gets chlamydia…*

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.

Bubble warfare!

No back out at checkout, Madre.