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Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and you will die.

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and you will die.
Mom is a thug.
Mom is a thug.
Wisdom on notecards.
Wisdom on notecards.
Did you know they did this?!
Did you know they did this?!
Oh Charles…
Oh Charles…
Is this real life?
Is this real life?
This is your cat. This is your cat on drugs.
This is your cat. This is your cat on drugs.
Words.
Words.
Olympic Divers Photoshopped.
Olympic Divers Photoshopped.
My pack, they need me!
My pack, they need me!
Scumbag cockroaches.
Scumbag cockroaches.
Me watching the Olympics.
Me watching the Olympics.
Homeless vs. Hipster.
Homeless vs. Hipster.
How to make your car theft proof.
How to make your car theft proof.
Spider cat!
Spider cat!
I’ve found my religion…
I’ve found my religion…
A+penny+for+your+thoughts%26%238230%3B
A penny for your thoughts…
Accurate.
Accurate.
How+I+think+I+look+in+the+water.
How I think I look in the water.
All+the+puns%21
All the puns!
Join the conversation
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
Mind+%3D%3D+Blown.
Mind == Blown.
Ron+Swanson.
Ron Swanson.
Definitions.
Definitions.
Crap.
Crap.
Why+I+know+so+much+about+being+pregnant.
Why I know so much about being pregnant.
How+to+irritate.
How to irritate.
Going+to+the+store.
Going to the store.