Costco sells Jack Daniels by the barrel

How are you guys so happy?

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

Bob’s a breather…

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

What? It’s refreshing.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Before and after he called them beautiful.

Instagram economics 101

You man now.

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.