extension granted

extension granted

they were warned

they were warned

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

So realistic

Always listen to a smart woman

Always listen to a smart woman

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

obviously yes

True caring

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Shoulda seen it coming

Shoulda seen it coming

My heart… is thawed

My heart… is thawed

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times