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Good cookies, tho.
Good cookies, tho.
Did this lady seriously just throw me?
Did this lady seriously just throw me?
*beep* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*beep* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Will Smith filming a scene.
Will Smith filming a scene.
It all makes sense now
It all makes sense now
You’re not alone
You’re not alone
Mmm… Pi
Mmm… Pi
You need to take note of the level of dedication.
You need to take note of the level of dedication.
Art mimics food.
Art mimics food.
Pussy magnet.
Pussy magnet.
*tapping intensifies*
*tapping intensifies*
🎶My name is Alexander [Ham]ilton🎶
🎶My name is Alexander [Ham]ilton🎶
Yeah but…
Yeah but…
2-yr-old daughter drew a pillow with chalk, then laid down for a nap… Imagination Level 439932.
2-yr-old daughter drew a pillow with chalk, then laid down for a nap… Imagination Level 439932.
When it’s your child’s birthday but you’re an anti-vaxxer
When it’s your child’s birthday but you’re an anti-vaxxer
Play+the+Xanax+Blues%26%238230%3B
Play the Xanax Blues…
Let+them+eat%2C+at+least%26%238230%3B
Let them eat, at least…
Ringo+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+even+the+best+drummer+in+The+Beatles%26%238230%3B
Ringo wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles…
GTFO+the+car%2C+Dave.
GTFO the car, Dave.
Join the conversation
%2Asniffs%2A
*sniffs*
One+stop+shop%21
One stop shop!
Pygmy+asses+exist+in+real+life%26%238230%3B
Pygmy asses exist in real life…
Get+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Gus.
Get ’em, Gus.
G%26%238217%3Bday+Gary.
G’day Gary.
%26%238216%3BLet+Freedom+Wing%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Hooters%2C+actually.
‘Let Freedom Wing’ – Hooters, actually.
Piani+get+the+thirst%2C+also.
Piani get the thirst, also.
Local+church+dance+requires+brushing+your+teeth%2C+among+other+things%26%238230%3B
Local church dance requires brushing your teeth, among other things…