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Gotta water the plants
Gotta water the plants
They never went to Disneyland again
They never went to Disneyland again
From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman
From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman
No. Call the men in black
No. Call the men in black
We know that’s not a dog, sir.
We know that’s not a dog, sir.
When your math professor fails at life
When your math professor fails at life
There is hope for humanity
There is hope for humanity
we are tooth
we are tooth
Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party
Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party
How i won my first grammy
How i won my first grammy
design flaw level expert
design flaw level expert
Want an ice cream sammie? get a job
Want an ice cream sammie? get a job
must be the disney ears
must be the disney ears
give it a second
give it a second
better have my breadsticks
better have my breadsticks
Lavender+blue%2C+dilly+dilly%26%238230%3B
Lavender blue, dilly dilly…
Instinct+is+as+instinct+does.
Instinct is as instinct does.
POST+pandemic+dating+might+be+extraordinarily+emotional.
POST pandemic dating might be extraordinarily emotional.
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This+is+why+I+have+trust+issues.
This is why I have trust issues.
Crazy+chicken+ladies+exist%2C+in+addition.
Crazy chicken ladies exist, in addition.
The+reason+FedEx+stocks+jumped+this+morning%2C+probably.
The reason FedEx stocks jumped this morning, probably.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+having+more+fun+with+names%2C+Bradley%3F
Why aren’t we having more fun with names, Bradley?
Costco+parking+lot+when+the+government+tries+to+convince+us+there+is+no+shortage+of+carrots%26%238230%3B
Costco parking lot when the government tries to convince us there is no shortage of carrots…
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+eggs%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the eggs?!
Low+key+it+was+a+good+joke%26%238230%3B
Low key it was a good joke…
Zoom+zooooom
Zoom zooooom