recycling trash

instant lava simulator

instant lava simulator

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

anxiety’s finally paying the bills

anxiety’s finally paying the bills

smells like genius… and melted wire

smells like genius… and melted wire

45 degrees of inner monologue

45 degrees of inner monologue

just girly things… with dad’s face

just girly things… with dad’s face

she’s full of lies and nuggets

she’s full of lies and nuggets

root cause? me. always me.

root cause? me. always me.

emotionally hungry, not physically

emotionally hungry, not physically

90% chance of flying bins

90% chance of flying bins

those legs? illegal in five countries

those legs? illegal in five countries

dying inside, glowing outside

dying inside, glowing outside

half human, half rotisserie chicken

half human, half rotisserie chicken

left with depression and cat gifs

left with depression and cat gifs