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In my veterinary nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity

In my veterinary nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity
Particles faster than the speed of light?
Particles faster than the speed of light?
Accurate.
Accurate.
Good question.
Good question.
Cookies are required to operate.
Cookies are required to operate.
Survive a new year.
Survive a new year.
At the barbershop.
At the barbershop.
Do want.
Do want.
I’ll be… Bach.
I’ll be… Bach.
Fact:
Fact:
You know why I grew this beard?
You know why I grew this beard?
Public service announcement.
Public service announcement.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Now I can Nazi.
Now I can Nazi.
Stupid heart…
Stupid heart…
Twitler.
Twitler.
This+is+a+math+classroom+in+Finland.
This is a math classroom in Finland.
He%26%238217%3Bs+been+out+with+Joe%26%238230%3B
He’s been out with Joe…
Spooky+meat+tentacles%26%238230%3B
Spooky meat tentacles…
This+is+guerrilla+warfare%26%238230%3B
This is guerrilla warfare…
Join the conversation
Meeeow.
Meeeow.
It+really+can+be+that+simple.
It really can be that simple.
I+could+live+in+this+simulation%26%238230%3B
I could live in this simulation…
Chill%2C+Bill.
Chill, Bill.
Not+all+cuppa%26%238217%3Bs+pour+the+same.
Not all cuppa’s pour the same.
Fall+fetish+checklist.
Fall fetish checklist.
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+PSA+in+here+somewhere%26%238230%3B
There’s a PSA in here somewhere…
Writers%2C+take+note.
Writers, take note.