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Houston, TX, presently.

Houston, TX, presently.
I declare a thumb war!
I declare a thumb war!
Will work for idiots.
Will work for idiots.
It’s all on you Kevin.
It’s all on you Kevin.
Double-barrel cigarette holder.
Double-barrel cigarette holder.
Can’t stop watching.
Can’t stop watching.
Hipster Marty McFly.
Hipster Marty McFly.
They see me rollin. They hatin.
They see me rollin. They hatin.
Longboard fail.
Longboard fail.
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park.
Meanwhile in Africa…
Meanwhile in Africa…
Seems legit…
Seems legit…
Invite your enemies to your birthday.
Invite your enemies to your birthday.
Wow.
Wow.
To the tuna factory!
To the tuna factory!
toast+and+butter+is+an+everyday+phase
toast and butter is an everyday phase
how+to+make+your+house+smell+like+pillsburry+dough+butt
how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt
how+i+spend+my+time+during+a+zoom+call.+this+chart+is+accurate
how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate
i+was+without+a+phone+once+for+12+hours+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+amazing+how+much+attention+i+was+able+to+pay+to+other+things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
Join the conversation
even+einstein%26%238217%3Bs+marriage+was+relative.+It+consumed+his+life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
Best+responses+to+tweet+about+%26%238220%3Bmystery+flight%26%238221%3B
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
this+is+how+many+sides+a+circle+has
this is how many sides a circle has
you%26%238217%3Bre+not+fooling+anyone+nasa%21
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
no+serial+killer%2C+ted+bundy+included%2C+could+match+wits+with+me+if+i+really+applied+by+myself+instead+of+binging+on+oreos
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos
the+story+of+how+this+woman+became+an+archaeologist+is+amazing
the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing
birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real+so+it+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+anyway
birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway
taking+a+break+from+pickpocketing+to+warm+my+bones+with+a+hot+drink
taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink