Millennium Falcon cake is 96 percent fondant, probably.

Millennium Falcon cake is 96 percent fondant, probably.

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

time to cry!

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wasted gems

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

spitting venom

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

did he do it?

the math adds up

the math adds up