Millennium Falcon cake is 96 percent fondant, probably.

Millennium Falcon cake is 96 percent fondant, probably.

they’re both full of shit

they’re both full of shit

it’s a malaphor

it’s a malaphor

caught bread-handed

caught bread-handed

cat pranks hooman

cat pranks hooman

Protect betty white at all costs

Protect betty white at all costs

i believe it

revenge is a dish best served deconstructed

revenge is a dish best served deconstructed

is there another option?

is there another option?

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

they had so much to catch up on!

they had so much to catch up on!

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

exactly how i feel every time

exactly how i feel every time

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool